In This Issue

Humor: The light side of life...

The New Air Canada

Attendant: Welcome aboard Air Canada Sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of $5. It's the airline's new policy.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear about this.
Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?
Passenger: That would be swell, thanks.
Attendant: No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.
Passenger: What?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
Attendant: Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that $10.
Passenger: No way. Attendant: Sir, if you don't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here -- take the $10. I can't believe this. Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my air vent doesn't seem to work. Can you fix it?
Attendant: Your air vent is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?
Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents.
Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it?
Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory.

:o)

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My Hot Sheets

I just wanted you to know that My June, 2006 Hot Sheet
is online :o)

What's a hot sheet? Just a list of ideas, products and strategies designed to make your life better. This issue is devoted to romantic tips and secrets. Hope you like 'em!

In this issue:

1. Where has the passion gone?
2. Still searching for a life partner?
3. How to Heal Your Broken Heart?
4. Creating Relationship Trust
5. No More Jealousy
6. Should I Stay or Go?

Enjoy and benefit!

A Note From The Universe:

You know how when you visualize something everyday, to the degree that you can literately FEEL its reality.... and you believe in the likelihood of its manifestation with all your heart and soul... and everyday, in at least some small way, you prepare for it's arrival.... yet still... absolutely nothing happens?

Right!! That's IMPOSSIBLE.

Ha-hooooooo,
"The Universe"

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Inspiring Articles:

Let It Really Sink In - Then Choose
Author Unknown

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!"

He was a natural motivator.

If an employee was having a bad day, John was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation.

Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up and asked him, "I don't get it!

You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"

He replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or ... you can choose to be in a bad mood.

I choose to be in a good mood."

Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or...I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it.

Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or... I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life.

"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.

"Yes, it is," he said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people affect your mood.

You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live your life."

I reflected on what he said. Soon hereafter, I left the Tower Industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.

Several years later, I heard that he was involved in a serious accident, falling some 60 feet from a communications tower.

After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, he was released from the hospital with rods placed in his back.

I saw him about six months after the accident.

When I asked him how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins...Wanna see my scars?"

I declined to see his wounds, but I did ask him what had gone through his mind as the accident took place.

"The first thing that went through my mind was the well-being of my soon-to-be born daughter," he replied. "Then, as I lay on the ground, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live or...I could choose to die. I chose to live."

"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.

He continued, "...the paramedics were great.

They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the ER and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read 'he's a dead man'. I knew I needed to take action."

"What did you do?" I asked.

"Well, there was a big burly nurse shouting questions at me," said John. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes, I replied.' The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Gravity'."

Over their laughter, I told them, "I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead."

He lived, thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude... I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully.

Attitude, after all, is everything.

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34.

After all today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

:o)

Make More Money By Changing How You Are Inside
by Jorj Elprehzleinn

"Jorj, You have helped me make more money than I have ever had in my life before." That is a true testimony that I have heard many times before. Yet the people who told it to me were not always glowing with happiness. Making more money has not always made me more happy, or even feel richer.

Before you read this article, I want to explain that making money is about making money. It is not about making you happy or even about feeling rich. Of course you can be happy and rich. However this article is simply about how you can make more money, in a way that I have helped myself and others do so repeatedly, by separating the feelings about money from money itself.

==> Continue Reading as Jorj explains how to make more money by changing how you are inside!!

What's the Mind-Shattering Secret?

What is the secret that was shared by Benjamin Franklin and Leonardo Da Vinci? Go here to find out!

End of the World Prophecies
by Adrian Cooper

I receive so many messages about this subject that I have decided to address it this week.

I usually avoid writing about such things as "end of the world", "ET's", "conspiracies" etc., because there is so much mis-information about them, not to mention hysteria. The truth, to the extent it exists at all, is usually very different, and often the result of basic facts being re-cycled numerous times until it bares no resemblance to the original; just like that party game "Chinese whispers".

However, the "end of the world" prophecies certainly justify further examination due to the proximity of the year 2012 with which many of these prophecies are associated.

As with all these things we must stick with the facts. if we do not know it to be true then as speculation it has no place in our analysis of the facts.

==> Continue reading as Adrian delves deeper into the 'End of the World Prophecies'.

Think Right Now! Series:

Can visualizing success ever hurt you?

Here's Mike Brescia to tell you more.

NEW!
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And get the tissues out.

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You are going to love them.

If these don't make you believe that we can help you achieve your desired outcomes, you are made of stone and are completely hopeless.

People here are working on posting more stories on the site every single day now, so if you have your own that you'd like to add, go right ahead and send it in.

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Your Health is Your Wealth:

The Safety of Self-Hypnosis: Can I be harmed in anyway if I don't know what I'm doing with self-hypnosis?
by Steve G. Jones

Alternative ways of helping and healing are becoming more popular every day. There are all-natural ways of treating symptoms and preventing illness using herbs, vitamins or alternative therapies. We all know that the use of prescription drugs can have serious side effects, especially if they are misused. We are also learning quickly that even a good thing such as an all-natural herb can be harmful if misused. So what about hypnotherapy and self-hypnosis? Can you cause yourself harm if you are inexperienced in using self-hypnosis? Many hypnotherapists have created programs to teach others how to use hypnosis to create very specific, personalized self-hypnosis therapies. Are these safe?

The answer in a nutshell is yes. While hypnotherapists are not regulated in their practice by government agencies they are licensed and monitored by their peers. This ensures that a well-established hypnotherapist belonging to associations comprised of other hypnotherapists and awarded and licensed by the same, know what they are doing and will not cause you any harm through their practices. In a like vein, you cannot be made to do anything during hypnosis that you are not willing to do while fully awake and conscious. You never are so far removed from a conscious state of mind that you cannot make decisions for yourself.

There have never been any cases reported where self-hypnosis caused harm to anyone. The same cannot be said of the misuse of supplements or even vitamins taken in toxic amounts. It certainly cannot be said of prescription drugs. There are however, cautions that need to be exercised when using self-hypnosis. For example, self-hypnosis practiced by listening to a recorded program should never be done while driving a car. You may think it would be great to multi-task and get your hypnotherapy on the ride to work, but hypnosis puts you into such a relaxed state, that your reflexes and overall alertness are diminished to the point it is not safe to drive. Self-hypnosis should only be practiced when you can safely relax. This not only makes it not dangerous, but much more effective since other distractions can be removed.

When using hypnosis or any other alternative therapy, it is important to advise your doctor of your intentions. While hypnosis is very powerful at employing the mind to activate physical healing, you should not go off of medications or stop engaging in the therapies recommended by your doctor without first discussing the matter. Many doctors are becoming more educated and accepting of alternative therapies such as hypnosis being used in conjunction with traditional medicine and will work with you to implement both.

Not only is self-hypnosis safe when practiced as advised here, but it can be very effective for willing participants at relieving pain and illness. It can help modify undesired behaviors and break bad habits. Hypnosis empowers the mind to create physical changes to relieve insomnia, boost the immune system, release the grip of tension headaches, and so much more. The health hazards of obesity and stress can be removed when hypnosis effectively helps you lose weight and learn to decompress regularly. There are no dangerous side effects or long-term dependencies, making hypnosis one of the safest and most effective therapies available to the general population.

Would YOU like my help with making a powerful change in 2006 and living the life you deserve right NOW? I have dedicated my life to developing hypnosis products and services which remind you of the passion and determination you naturally have to move forward with your goals quickly and easily. I invite you to visit my website at betterlivingwithhypnosis.com

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